Monday, January 22, 2007

Parental advice...

I WOULD NOT SAY BY ANY MEANS I AM FREAKING OUT...BUT I AM A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT HOW I AM GOING TO FAIR AS A NEW DAD. I HAVE NOT CHANGED HARDLY ANY DIAPERS IN MY LIFE SANS THE TIMES JOSH GOT WELL SEASONED AT THE BARS IN SAVANNAH AND CAME HOME IN DESPERATE NEED OF A NEW PAIR OF TROUSERS. I HAVE NEVER WARMED A BOTTLE, NEVER GIVEN ANOTHER HUMAN BEING A BATH...WELL UNLESS THE JOSH THING COUNTS...AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SQUEEZE MILK FROM MY BREAST! I AM CURRENTLY READING UP ON THESE THINGS AND HAVE BEEN ASSURED BY MANY A FOLK THAT ONCE THE TIME COMES, INSTINCT WILL KICK IN...AND THAT I REALLY DO BELIEVE, BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU OUT THERE HAVE ANY ADVICE ON BECOMING A NEW PARENT (NOT YOU MOM, WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU THINK)

4-D...SHMORE-D!

SO WE WENT TO GET OUR 3-D/4-D ULTRASOUND A FEW WEEKS BACK (OK MAYBE IT WAS MONTHS...I AM A SLACK MO' FO' WHEN IT COMES TO UPDATES)...IT COST US OUR NEXT BORN AFTER ADDISON AND A TESTICAL (LUCKILY CANDACE NEVER USES HERS) AND WE HARDLY GOT ANY DECENT PHOTOS. FAST FORWARD A FEW WEEKS AND WE ARE AT THE SPECIALIST'S OFFICE (MS. ADDISON HAS A TINY BIT OF WATER ON HER KIDNEYS...BUT IT SEEMS TO BE DOING A-OK) AND THEY GIVE US A 3-D/4-D ULTRASOUND TO CHECK ON THE PROBLEMATIC KIDNEY AND IT ROCKED THE SOCKS OFF THE ONE WE PAID FOR...AND HERE IT IS...

CUTE....CUTE...AND MORE CUTE!!!